one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and he then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức burned to death in a matter of minutes, and he was immortalized in a famous photograph taken by a reporter who was in Vietnam in order to photograph the war. All those who saw this spectacle were taken by the fact that Duc did not make a sound while burning to death. Đức was protesting President Ngô Đình Diệm’s administration for oppressing the Buddhist religion.
I was waiting for this to come up on my dash. You also can’t forget that his whole body burned, but his heart remained intact and did not burn.
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right
Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask
Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;
I’m laughing at Texas being in the top five least likely to swear.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Erika: Day 13
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
i read this is samuel l jacksons voice
This made me so uncomfortable.
Oh look it’s Abuja in a nutshell.
aside from very few intersections this how it works in haiti. most of the roads ain’t paved either (though they’ve been working on that consistently)
how do people cross the street without dying
I’d just wouldn’t cross the street I’d have to plan out my entire life on one side of the street
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out
This dog is a serious klepto! hehe